The five dumbest questions I was asked while working on Thanksgiving

1. Oh you're open today? (after parking, walking through the open door, and being sat at my table and given menus by the hostess)

2. Are you excited to be working on Thanksgiving?

3. Do you all ever offer, like, daycare?

4. I don't see a buffet anywhere in the restaurant but do you have a Thanksgiving buffet?

5. Would you join us as we say grace?

Comments

[IlDuce]

So did you join them for grace?

[CyniCrow]

The fact that you showed up as a customer is the daycare!