The five dumbest questions I was asked last week

1. Hi I'm an influencer, if I tag your restaurant in a post, what can I get for free?
2. What kind of meat comes on the vegetable tacos?
3. When does Katie come on?? (from someone thinking our restaurant was a live-music venue despite our lack of mic, stage, speakers, or space)
4. Is the kids' meal good for kids?
5. I'll try the black bean stew, but could you possibly pick out the black beans?

Comments

[Cookie]

"So it says that you serve Pepsi products? I'll have a diet Coke."

I'm sorry, but we don't have ay Coke products. But I'd be happy to get you a Diet Pepsi.

"But I really don't like Diet Pepsi and I really need a Diet Coke."

[anne marie in philly]

JFC, fucking MORONS!

[Corina]

HAHA! I work in a different field now, but we get equivalent questions! Thank you for your now weekly posts!