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March 01, 2018

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Janna Fulbright

Ugh. I'm a wife who brings her husband coffee in bed, handles everything that doesn't involve a sperm, etc. I've sometimes thought, "Oh, I could be a server! I know this job! It's rewarding, fulfilling and fun!" And after reading your blog...

BULLSHIIIIT!

I'D RATHER RUN MY TITS THRU A PASTA ROLLER BEFORE I'D PUT UP WITH ANY OF THE CRAP YOU'VE DESCRIBED!**

I'm surprised you haven't brought a gun into work.

** We always get good service because we're nice, and we tip above 20%.

Mistress Borghese

My hat is off to you...I don't know how you do it, but kudo's to you. I would love having you as a server!

Kiwi

"a no-holds-barred badass bitch who's marched and me too'd and given zero fucks about harming the fragile male ego"
Love it.

AngelSinger

Good for the manager for not bending over backwards for the asshats. It’s refreshing when a jerk customer hails a manager and doesn’t get apologies and free desserts out of them.

anne marie in philly

to brad and his ilk - TIME'S UP, MALE CHAUVINIST PIGS! good for your manager to put the bitchslap smackdown on them!

CyniCrow

You are awesome!

Nance

I love your "spoiler alert".
Mandy and Jake are rock stars! And your manager sounds amazing.
Great post!

Jessica Tucker

I love you and I love your manager.

Sophie

Wow, he sounds like a real idiot. But it sounds like Mandy made up for him.

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