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February 02, 2018


Bitter Waiter

Hey Peggy! Similarly, no one’s forcing you to read this blog, so why don’t you do us both a favor and fuck off?


Since you hate customers so much, why don't you find another job? Nobody forces anyone to wait tables. It's not something to make a career out of, anyway. Seriously, all this anti-customer stuff is not good for your mental health. Learn to enjoy working with people or find something else.


1. The rooftop landing pad is for helicopters and zeppelins.
2. We do. But you need to be "someone" for that.
3. The dishes are pottery and I don't know if the maker put salt in the clay or the glaze.
4. The house-made pasta is made over there in the kitchen.
5. Oh, we just erased yesterday because no one had asked for it.

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