The five dumbest questions I was asked this week

1.  Could you check the parking garage to see if I left my lights on?
2.  Doesn't the a la carte sandwich come with a side salad or some fries?
3.  How cold are your ice cubes?
4.  Ooooh, is that live music I hear? (John Mellencamp's "Hurts So Good" plays via satellite radio) 
5.  Could you make sure this isn't what I ordered last time I was here?