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August 16, 2012



I would have brought the poor bro dudes a bowl of their own salsa and made a point of putting it between all of them.

As for being calorie conscious? It may be a vegetable, [fruit? - what is it?] but an avocado when put in guacomole is highly caloric? Right?

I would've made her a regular margarita and told her it was made with *soda* because obviously this chick has had this done to her before. Ah the vacuous world you live and serve in.

I hate to enjoy your pain so much, honest, but you make it so easy and FUNNY.


Sounds just like my friends ex-gf who would pout when everyone wasn't paying attention to her. Thank goodness after he had his way with her he dumped her! It came to the point everyone told him it's her or us!


Just wanted to say how much I enjoy your blog!

I look forward to the next post everytime I finish laughing at the last one!

Thanks so much! Just wanted to let you know that you are appreciated for your humor and wit!!


dude bro!

Confessions from the Hairdresser

I'm surprised that she hadn't already had some working knowledge about Jessica skank Simpson's "zero calorie" margarita and come in asking for that.

Donna W

I just discovered your blog, thanks to some news magazine mentioning it. Good stuff here, and I will be sure and treat waiters as they deserve to be treated from now on.


"introducing herself and taking everyone's 'Nice to meet you' as a far more flattering statement than she should have" is subtle and brilliant. i know what you mean. i love your blog!!!


I'm assuming this girl also ordered no food and proceeded to pick the lettuce and tomatoes off of everyone's plates!

sara sherman

OMG...I am generating stares of curiosity because I'm wheezing with laughter at my desk while reading this!

"Go fuck yourself with your Gollum arms, Annie." hahahahah!


"Uhm I don't want wine," she said. " I want a margarita." has to be one of my favorite all-time customer responses. What an idiot.


The Gollum pic MADE ME CRY! I love You!!!

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