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May 23, 2012



Maybe they'll catch up with you next time?

Bitter Boston Waitress

I've been reading your blog for 2 years. bitter waitress for five years. You sir, are my hero. If you're still working at that restaurant when I visit the LA area(and for your sake I hope not), I'm leaving you a minimum 50% tip. It's the least I can do.


I once had a similar scenario, except this couple started their fight while waiting in the lobby for their table. They soon moved to my table with their FOUR children. One of the kids was having a birthday. all went down hill from there. I actually had the table behind them ask for their food to go and they left early, complaining to the management about the ruckus.

Because fighting in front of your kids is not enough. Let's fight in front of our own kids, someone else's kids and the entire restaurant. Lovely.

Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom

Hi Bitter Waiter! I used to be a bitter, sarcastic waitress, so I love your blog!
I worked in a New York restaurant and sometimes the clientele was so rude I'd give it back to 'em. Once I had a tourist say "Look Mom! A real rude New York waitress!" Hey - I hope you don't mind - I tagged you on my blog for an 11 question blogger game and I hope you'll participate because I'd love to see your answers!


Your last girlfriend sounds better than the Niagra Falls girlfriend.

Naughty Waitress

I once waited on a couple that decided to break up during the dinner in my section. The wife even tried to blame me. Whatevs...


Who are "Darryl" and "Janna???"


How does one pretend to wipe down tables? I love the visual of you pantomiming it :)


"Oh honey. My last girlfriend was in college. She was studying abroad for four semesters and that's why none of my friends or family ever met her."

LOLOLOL. I think I heard about that girlfriend ;)

Call Center Chick


That sounds like a nightmare; I will never understand why couples think it is okay to argue like that in public.

*hug* glad you got out of it alive

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