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November 14, 2011



I'm going to remember that stealing statement the next time one of my customers tries to take my tip someone else left me off the bar!


I wish I didn't believe you. I hate people.


It doesn't suprise me the length people go to for an attempt at something cheap or free. Waiting tables gives you a glimpse at a side of human nature you probably wouldn't see any other time. Just when I think I've seen it all after 20 years of doing this shit, a customer surprises me.

Pub Defender

Really? This sounds too stupid to be true.

I've waited on lots of jewish folks, they generally keep a close eye on the price of items and woe be to the server who accidentally puts an extra soda on their bill. But, they are usually educated people, good diners, good drinkers and decent tippers too.


Antisemitic much?

Dani Marten

Had a similar experience last night, I feel your pain man :(

Sweaty Noel

Isn't the point of hiring a chauffeured car so that you can drink as much as you want and not have to worry about driving under the influence? Not only is their taste questionable, but so is their logic.


Sheesh, that poor driver! I'm surprised he didn't kill them!



fart bomb

Bitter Waiter will cut off your hand if you try and steal from him again! I want to be angry, but I can't stop laughing.


Oh. My. Gosh! That is unreal


Cheap Jews? Hmmm. Seems a bit obvious to me.

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