Years ago, while in the presence of Hollywood's latest train wreck, I encountered few signs of his current dementia. I did, however, glean this nugget from the experience.
CHARLIE SHEEN: (drunk) HEY WAITER...
ME: Mmm?
CHARLIE: What do you all do with the food you throw out at the end of the night?
ME: It goes in the Dumpster. Why?
CHARLIE: Because I have, like, a shit load of food left over from a party and I'm trying to find a place to throw it all away. 'Cause I don't want to give it to crazy homeless people. Maybe I'll just use your Dumpter.
ME: Go right ahead.
CHARLIE: Wasn't asking for permission, bro.
hilarious.
Posted by: TheBitchyWaiter | March 15, 2011 at 09:28 PM
Charlie Sheen is an asshole. I never thought he was cute or funny and I have no idea how they've kept that sitcom running for so many seasons. Plus it's not exactly like he was acting... his entire role is that he's an alcoholic and he fucks around a lot. It's not exactly a stretch.
Posted by: Pancake Grrrl | March 12, 2011 at 10:34 AM
God forbid he help the homeless. Asshole.
Posted by: Jessica G. | March 03, 2011 at 09:27 AM
"Can't is the cancer of happen, man..." Sage words, Mr. Sheen. Sage words.
Posted by: Melissa Urbieta | March 03, 2011 at 06:15 AM
I WILL SLAY YOU WITH MY FIERY FISTS YOU RETARDED ZOMBIE!
Posted by: Charlie Sheen | March 02, 2011 at 03:13 PM
CRACK.HEAD.
Posted by: [email protected] | March 02, 2011 at 02:07 PM
Wow scum of the earth!
Posted by: Tabitha | March 02, 2011 at 12:20 PM
No fair, you get to meet all the crazies in LA!!
Posted by: Melissa | March 02, 2011 at 11:44 AM
I was THERE that night!!!! I totally remember that, haha!
Posted by: LL | March 02, 2011 at 11:27 AM
LOLOLOLOL!! Sounds about right!
Posted by: Ally Ayers | March 02, 2011 at 11:21 AM