Chase, you made our night. My friend wants to know if a bottle of Grey Goose, wrapped in her panties, would serve as an appropriate start to your "fuck-you" to tradition?
Kerri - I am currently single and looking for two girls to propose to me as part of a big fuck-you to tradition. So what's say we talk logistics over after-tinis, my new favorite word?
I think my best friend and I have completely fallen in love with you. Because I'm a good friend, I offered to propose to you, on her behalf. She and I were reading your blog (while she was supposed to be working) over our after-tinis today and she has determined that you're either her soul-mate, or you were twins, separated at birth. Everything I read from you sounds as if it could have come straight from her mouth.
Chase, you made our night. My friend wants to know if a bottle of Grey Goose, wrapped in her panties, would serve as an appropriate start to your "fuck-you" to tradition?
Posted by: Kerri | May 01, 2012 at 02:42 PM
Kerri - I am currently single and looking for two girls to propose to me as part of a big fuck-you to tradition. So what's say we talk logistics over after-tinis, my new favorite word?
Posted by: Bitter Waiter | May 01, 2012 at 01:50 PM
I think my best friend and I have completely fallen in love with you. Because I'm a good friend, I offered to propose to you, on her behalf. She and I were reading your blog (while she was supposed to be working) over our after-tinis today and she has determined that you're either her soul-mate, or you were twins, separated at birth. Everything I read from you sounds as if it could have come straight from her mouth.
Posted by: Kerri | May 01, 2012 at 01:47 PM
I think I love you...
Posted by: anne H | February 10, 2011 at 04:36 PM
Standing "O" - Well done!
Posted by: The Restaurant Manager | February 10, 2011 at 02:09 PM
Tipping is required
If you can't afford to tip
Then use a drive-thru
Posted by: Christie | February 10, 2011 at 12:49 PM
HAIKUS ARE MY FAVE!!!
Posted by: jeremy | February 10, 2011 at 12:48 PM
MM, how could I compete with that? You've made my day. Muah.
Posted by: Bitter Waiter | February 10, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Bitter Waiter rules
I will always tip well now
I learned from the best
Posted by: MM | February 10, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Wow. Must be a reeeeally slow day at the office :) I kid. Even your haikus help with the workday.
Posted by: Chris | February 10, 2011 at 12:26 PM