In an effort to more frequently update Bitter Waiter, I'll be offering up bits of dialogue I've been fortunate enough to overhear from unsuspecting customers.
Recently I waited on a group of grating teenage girls, all of whom brought in their skinny decaf soy chai hazelnut lattes from Starbucks, ordered water and one plate of guacamole.
The uglier of the four said to the prettier of the four:
"I mean, Andrea, like, if I just tried a little harder I think I could be as pretty as you, you know?"
To which Andrea replied, in all sincerity, "Yeah! You mean, like if you lost a bunch of weight?"
The uglier one happily nodded her head in agreement while sipping her latte.
Only if you lost a lot of weight. And had plastic surgery. And weren't such a bitch.
Posted by: Jessica | July 02, 2009 at 06:52 PM
OUCH!
Posted by: Kirsten | July 02, 2009 at 01:44 PM