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September 25, 2008


raymond mccallister

I TOTALLY agree with Christie...FUCKING CUNT!

I had that happen to me when I was waiting tables...a girl I went to school with came in with her mother...long story short, she had cameltoe in school (7th grade) and she still had cameltoe at 23. I reminded her of that when I followed her out of the restaurant and handed her 5 cent tip she left. She is now on welfare with 3 illegitimate children. Karma is a out Emily!


jesus fucking christ. i would have stabbed that woman in the eye.

why are you still tolerating this job? there's GOT to be something else you can do! you went to great schools! you have such a sleek family! plant a bomb in this place and go get a relatively person-free job like i've got. of course, that would spoil the continuity of your collection of stories...


What an idiot bitch Emily was to you! I hate that, but you're writing is both genius and entertaining!! Greg and I have been cracking up at all of these. You are a fabulous writer, this must be a screen play or at least a TV show!! I love it!


I never use this word, but here's the first thing that popped into my head when I finished your column:


Tra la laaaaa!


fucking hilarious as always. PLEASE tell me you're making up the tip part. I wish there was a day granted to all waiters to say back whatever they want with no repercussions. I'd love to be there to watch yours.

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