bitter waiter

Shift change

Bitter Waiter is headed home for a few days to tend to the personal life.  Expect the same brand of bitterness and loathing you love upon my return.

Bitter Waiter's break is almost over

I'll be back with the succulent venom and savory rants you've been craving since my last post.  I'm moving, starting a comedy show (natch) and sucking the juice out of life.  I'll be with you momentarily.  

Triple sat

Fear not, faithful readers, the update is coming today. Remember, bitter waiter must balance his saucy stories and egregious exploits with, you know, his personal life.

In the weeds

Fret not, Bitter Waiter will return sooner than you think to refill your bitterness and clear your boredom.