A slutty mom dressed like a secretary in a hard-core porn, whose breasts vied for space in her ill-fitting top like melons in a produce stand, had been a crazy bitch to me throughout her meal. She was accompanied by her overweight, equally unpleasant friend Suzanne and the slutty mom's young son Joey.
As the bill came, the conversation went as follows:
SLUTTY MOM: So, it looks like Joey and I owe about $34 for ours and you owe $20. Cool?
SUZANNE: Sounds good to me.
SLUTTY MOM: Yes dear?
JOEY: Shouldn't Suzanne pay all the bill?
(Slutty Mom and Suzanne give Joey a puzzled look)
SLUTTY MOM: Why's that, sweetie?
JOEY: Because I thought you told Dad that the reason we like to go out to eat with Suzanne is because she orders a lot of appetizers and always pays the bill?
Dead silence. Except for me cackling like a witch over a cauldron.