I'll tan her hide

Thanks Mindy!  Go lick yourself.

 

Comments

[E M T]

Can you bring in the busboy, hostess, and bartender along with a pic of OVER tanned Jersey mom, and all squeeze into the spray tan booth, saying "We want to look like her" while pointing to the pic?

[Jet]

@Benji--I'm never rude to waiters, and thus I've NEVER had a rude waiter--and that's NEVER, as in my entire life of dining out.

I'm fairly certain that "rude ass peeps", as you so eloquently put it, deserve the attitudes which the waiters eventually unleash.

And by the way, it is common practice to insert two spaces--or at least one, for god's sake--between sentences. But...then again, that's assuming one is expressing a complete thought in the first place...

Don't dine out in LA, Benj.

[Jennifer Turner]

How thoughtful! When you're struggling to pay rent, you can cheer yourself up checking out your awesome tan.

I think Mindy's brain may have been tanned.

[Benji]

Dude did u ever think someone might have been short on cash etc.You never know someone's sitch.As for your other rants..Man you are one whinnying waiter!Did it ever occur to you that customers might be acting rude because they can sense your bitchiness and disgust of them.Sure there are rude ass peeps but there are also rude ass waiters .Chill a little u don't no what kind of day someone is having.

[Ryan]

If you're a loser in NYC with no social life on a Saturday night like us, you might want to tune into PBS tonight. The indie they selected is In the Weeds (2000).
Here's the description:
"Adam (Joshua Leonard) and Chloe (Molly Ringwald) work as wait staff in a New York City restaurant and are surrounded by strange co-workers who love to gossip about their personal lives while working."

[bryguyf69]

@laura wrote "Tanning doesn't pay the bills"

Yeah, but a great tan can sure help if you're an actor or model in LA!

[bryguyf69]

I agree with the other guy, Mindy is OBVIOUSLY asking for a date so don't be too hard on her. Actually being HARD and ON HER, is probably what she wants. Heh. I mean, look at the little heart. Awwww. I've tried something similar, and if the guy showed up I've give him a bigger tip than what he would have gotten at the restaurant. By tip, I mean money you pervs ... about 40Z to one guy and no, there was no sex. And if he didn't show up, I'd just make it up to him next time with a double tip. I've gotten about 4 dates (and a ree box of tampons) this way.

[kim]

Saw you on 20/20 and must tell you I am now a fan! Your rants crack me up. I have a restaurant for 23 years and would hire you in a second, purely for my own amusement! Keep writing!

[Idonotteach]

I'm not going to take sides between Mindy and Chase, but I will say that Chase is a hot looking guy (based on the 20/20 piece). That's why I'll give Mindy the benefit of the doubt and say that the note was a coy way of asking for a date -- and to see Chase in Speedos. Very Hollywoodesque, no?

Here's some advice: Check for hidden cameras in the changing room of the tanning salon. :)

PS - I'll post your interview in about an hour.

[zach]

She must've been about about 20 years old... What a warped little twit she is. I Always tip 28 to 35% sometimes a little more, unless I have made a mistake by choosing a poor restaurant, but that is no fault of the Server so then I give 15%.

[barb]

So, she couldn't just apologize and promise to come back with a tip? Pathetic.

[Jeff]

Just caught you on 20/20. You were great. As a former server I loved it.

[Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom]

I'm not kidding, once I got a condom for a tip. No, not THAT tip.
It was out of the package, but not used. Creative.

[Laura]

Mindy biatch,

Like we all want to get skin cancer. Tanning doesn't pay the bills stupid.

[MM]

I can't wait to see you on 20/20 tonight!!!!!!

[chris]

Dare you to redeem it.

[Bianca]

Come on. Which salon? Don't block that shit out, I'll go visit her!

[Asa]

OMG what a CUNT!!!!!