While dining in New York City, I sat next to this stupid bitch. Her vocabulary consisted almost exclusively of "...like," "I mean.....," and "Totally!" I couldn't hear my brunch companion speak because this girl spoke loudly and incessantly.
Her exchange with the waitress went as follows:
WAITRESS: I'm so sorry, we're all out of turkey sausage for your breakfast burrito. Would you like bacon instead?
BITCH: God, no. Ugh. This is, like, sooooo frustrating. I mean...I can't do bacon because I don't eat red meat.